The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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