I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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