It's like a parade of train wrecks.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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