I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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