I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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