Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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