They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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