Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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