last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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