Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just puked most of my soul out..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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