Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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