Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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