i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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