Fuck appropriateness.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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