So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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