I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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