Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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