Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm at about main and main street
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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