I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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