do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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