win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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