I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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