are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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