Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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