I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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