farters have to be the big spoon...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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