I am spending my child support on dildos
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I need a burrito and a hug.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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