he wants to bone in the snuggie
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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