So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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