Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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