I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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