there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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