Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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