why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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