I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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