you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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