So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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