THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I just shit out all my problems.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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