Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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