"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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