Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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