We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We need to get me chipped asap
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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