how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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