How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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