I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my shit smells like andre
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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