i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize