omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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