I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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