Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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