I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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